Are You a Geek?

Let’s face it–we all do geeky things, from checking e-mail obsessively to playing video games to tripping over our own feet. But here’s your chance to find out just how much of a geek you really are. With 1,000 questions for every area of your life–from childhood to lifestyle to entertainment to sex (you met your wife in a Web chat room–3 points), Are You a Geek? helps measure your precise geek quotient. From challenging...

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The Northern Monkey Survival Guide

For too long northerners have faced derision at the hands of southerners, whether it be about the northern climate, their thriftiness, or gloomy outlook, but all this is about to change. Now is the time for northerners to rise up as one and growl, ‘I’m from t’North and I’m proud!’ After all, where would southerners be today without the hallowed Yorkshire pudding, or stainless steel, open-cast mines or Peter Kay? The Northern Monkey Survival...

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Mingin' or Blingin'

Part glossary, part dictionary, part cultural expose, part survival guide, Mingin' Or Blingin': Essential Modern English will see you through those awkward social occasions in which you might otherwise flounder. Consider this: you are challenged to "scrap a lick." How do you proceed? And if everything is "gravy," should you be happy? For those whom this alien tongue confounds and confuses, you've come to the right place.

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