Errol, bright and witty, wants to be an astrophysicist.

Juliet, hard, streetwise, and with a heart of gold, wants to be a plumber.

Cheryl has the highest IQ ever recorded and doesn’t know what she wants—except the occasional man.

One of them is destined to end the universe. All of them are about to receive a rude awakening in which they learn nothing is as it seems, not the universe, the world, or themselves.

Welcome to Muffy College.

Your course starts now.