PATRICK SHAND is a writer of things and stuff. The things include ANGEL, 1000 WAYS TO DIE, and GRIMM FAIRY TALES. The stuff includes short films, plays, and prose. He may or may not have written a few of his enemies' obituaries. You can find out more about his writing by doing any of the following things: A) Asking him, B) Offering him gifts, gratitude, and gift cards to local restaurants, or C) perusing his blog at patrickshand.tumblr.com