The quintessential guide for aspiring ne'er-do-wells everywhere. A collection of 24 papers presented by evil luminaries, destined to become a legendary yet practical handbook to the pressing subjects of:

- Cognitive Perspective in the Pursuit of Evil;
- Principles of Biology and Genetics for Minion Breeding Programs; and,
- The Importance of Date Night to the Married Super Villain. name but a few subjects.